Rabu, 29 Oktober 2008

NANTIKAN KEMUNCULAN EMINEM

The world's most controversial rapper is back.. planning to drop his 6th solo album by the end of 2008! After Infinite, The Slim Shady LP, The Marshall Mathers LP, The Eminem Show & Encore.. he's now back with The Relapse! Be ready for him to put back Hip-Hop on the map, no more Rap for pussys, no more gay ass shit, the lyrical master is back at work.. He's one of the few white boy in the game, but also one of the greatest.. He have recently been named best Rapper Alive by VIBE even if he ain't have dropped any album in the last 4 years.. Beating Jay-Z in the final matchup.. And all that, with over 920 000 votes by the public.. that pretty much says it all.. Be ready for one of the most anticipated album of the year..
I've been a fan since a while now, back when i first hear My Name Is?I realize that, first of all he was crazy, but also that he had something special that non-other can bring to the table.. He wasn't that typical regular Rapper always juggling with the same words and typically rhyming the same line.. He was appart of all that, he was on another level.. This man knows how to rhyme a story, deliver emotions to the mic, and not many MC can do that.. He's a lyrical genius who've bring the game to another level.. He put white people on the Map of Hip-Hop..

Sorrylah minggu ni takde berita & cerita menarik, busy beb, sabtu function jam-packed!!!!
Hari tu ada orang komple pasal nama blog aku Dynasty, hampeh betul, nama blog aku pada asalnya dynastyhiphop, kalau bawa ke mahkamah pun bleh menang punyalah sebab nama tu tak sama dengan Dynasty Hotel Kuala Lumpur, sapa-sapa bleh guna takat perkataaan Dynasty, malah penyanyi pun ada nama Dynasty, siri TV pun ada, malah yang terbaru aku jumpa iklan along ni pun guna perkataan Dynasty dalam nama syarikatnya Symbol Dynasty so orang yang bijak pandai tu tolong jangan besar kepala nak buat kecoh cari pasal !!!

Petang tu aku kena tiau kaw-kaw kat receiving, mungkin ada antara korang yang dah dengar cerita tu, pada yang belum tahu dan busy body nak tahu, bolehlah tanya yang dah tahu... tapi memang aku kena kaw-kaw punya tadi, fuck, pukitiam, takde otak, semua keluar dan kena kat aku... siap arahkan aku buat permohonan maaf bertulis... satu hari nanti aku ceritakan selanjutnya.

Jumaat, 24 Oktober 2008

Lompat Si Katak Lompat

Ni ada liputan pasal kes gambar dalam blog kita ni. Pasal si anu tu yang gambar dia menguap pernah aku dipaparkandalam blog ni. Bila kes blog ni tiba-tiba panas dua tiga hari lepas dia ada jumpa aku, cerita dia macm ni, dia datang kat studio kata nak pinjam dust (serbuk yang berkilat-kilat tu) masa tu aku tengah baca akhbar, boss aku, Mizi pun ada. Si anu tu cakap "saya mahu dust sikit... ada ke?" pastu Mizi kata ada so Mizi gi ambik dust tu, masa tu aku pun pandang dia, masa tu si anu tu cakap "apsal you taruk gambar kita dalam internet? kita leader tau..." aku pun jawab " alah aku dah padamlah gambar tu". Lepas tu dia ambil plastik serbuk dust tu dan terus belah. Kalau korang tak caya korang boleh rujuk dengan boss aku, macam tu pendek je perbualan aku dengan si anu tu. Tapi petang semalam ada sorang mamat dari cawangan C.I.A. suku sakat dari pecahan F.B.I tingkat 8 jumpa aku, dia tanya aku, si anu tu ada datang jumpa aku tak? Aku cakap ada. Dia tanya aku si anu tu cakap apa pasal gambar dalam blog tu... aku berseloroh "dia cakap blog tu bagus hahah" pastu dia tanya lagi "dia tak fuck engkau?" oooooh! Kalau macam tu cerita yang tersebar kat luar (ye ke) takkan dia pergi cerita kat semua orang yang dia datang jumpa fuck aku (boleh membawa maksud dia tiau aku kaw-kaw lah tu) padahal perbualan aku dengan dia lebih pendek dari pantun 2 kerat je. Tak kisah lah mungkin dia nak jaga kredibiliti dia kat orang lain, mungkin cara tu dia boleh gain "respect".Takpelah kalau macam tu, aku sebenarnya takde hard feeling dengan si anu tu. Masa aku ambil gambar dia menguap dulu pun secara terang-terangan, lepas ambil dia siap tengok balik gambar tu dalam handphone aku sambil gelak-gelak pastu siap bluetooth kat Roslen lagi. Nak dijadikan cerita lepas beberapa bulan bila ada member F.B.I. tingkat 8 dan I.S.A tingkat 3M tengok jadi isu pulak. Yalah I.S.A. ada kuasa mutlak, mahkamah pun tak leh lawan. Kalau F.B.I memang diorang nak berlagak hero. Berbalik pada cerita tadi, bila dah I.S.A dah melatah, maka si anu tadi ni mula rasakredibiliti dia tercabar lah, okaylah bro, untuk tidak mengeruhkan keadaan gua minta maaf dengan lu pasal gambar tu. Berbalik pada gambar tu, ia cuma gambar orang menguap je, bukan tidur ke apa ke. Lagipun takkan orang lain tak menguap kat tempat kerja? Takkan kat tempat kerja sampai menguap pun jadi kesalahan? Huissh biar betuL? Tahu tak korang P.M kita pun ada menguaplah, siap ada video kat dalam youtube, korang tak caya boleh gi cari tengok sendiri. Tapi menguap tu biasalah, aku berani kata kalau seratus orang pekerja mesti seratus orang tu pernah menguap kat tempat kerja, termasuklah bossnya sekali. Tak caya potong ayamlah! Orang yang buat kecoh pasal menguap tu memang saja nak cari publisiti murahan. Kalau artis tu memang gila glamerlah! Apa punya oranglah, takde kemaluan betul !! Tak payah lah nak komen pasal tu, simpan je air liur tu buat enakkan tidur malam kalian. Hang nak komen pasal apa? Menguap jelah, banyak lagi kes besar boleh kau komen, buka mata, buka telinga, jangan tahu buka mulut saja. Haah! Jangan nak melawan cakap aku, kat dalam blog ni aku boss, lantaklah kalau kau boss kat department kau, kat blog ni power kau mati walaupun tadi kau minum kopi Super Power ke Power Roots ke... tahu? Tahu tak? Jangan nak cari pasal.... nak cakap pasal imej la bla bla bla... kau tengok cermin lah, apa sangat imej yang kau bawak tu. Ada ke dia kata blog ni bawa imej buruk kat sini. Dia ingat siapa yang tengok blog ni? Donald Trump ke?Atau Menteri Penerangan? Alamak Tok Batin kampung orang asli Gombak pun tak tengok blog ni, kalau dia tengok pun dia akan kata "Apai Pedulik Hapak". Takde orang nak kisahlah blog macam ni, ni bukan blog Malaysian Today ke atau blog chedet.com (Mahathir). Dan jangan over actinglah kalau ada orang luar tengok tempat ni akan kena bom ke?Waraskan fikiran anda wahai pengkritik yang tak suka duduk diam! Okaylah bulan-bulan Syawal yang mulia ni tak baik aku dok kecam orang sana orang sini, kecam, kecam jugak tapi pastu kena minta maaf balik, hehehe maafkan kalau terkasar bahasa (memang pun), kalau tak maafkan tak baik tau!Okay bye bye tata titi tutu!
Tepuk dada tanya selera

Menguap tu "natural"

Selasa, 21 Oktober 2008

Tha Blog Is Burning !

Snake In The Blog (there's a snake among us too) and it's bad for the society...
It was too hard to have some fun these days, whenever we do, there's always somebody trying to bring us down. Just like this blog, it's not a popular blog on the net but somehow there's somebody's trying to mess with it.When I create this blog, my intention is to share the fun with my fellow friends here. Just like an outdoor activities when they went for a climbing trip, futsal match or whatever, this blog is about having fun outside the works.If they say this blog carried a bad images so what about other outdoor activities? Somehow they can carried a bad images also, they way they talk or many other way, it's hard for you to understand it coz it's bad for me to explain harder 'cause I dont wanna hurt my fellows. But the point is please dont waste your time to even bother 'cause you better care for other important things around, it was all about having some fun. Why you're always tried so hard to make people hate you, dont you wanna have some love here? For a living sake.... I see there's many cases similar to this one, people who sit on the higher level always work hard to make people below hate them, is this the way to gain respect? By messing with the low levels like us? Whenever we wanna have a little fun, you cut it out. Did they think it's a respectful act by print out that photoes and manipulate it to create a mess? Aiyoh!!! Now you're think you gain a respect? Instead people around you just talk bad behind your back, do you think they will praise you more now? Or they will fear you now? Is it a happy feeling when people feared you? Damn... I cant even dig this and I aint gonna hail this fuzz. This shit aint dope!!!Just like the old time dawgs, when we create one technology, 10 people love it while the other 10 hate it & they will tryin' to mess with it. When 10 peoples are happy with it, the other will just trying to bring it down.Maybe this is the way the world works. But for cleared mind human like us, it makes us wondered why, why on earth there's always peoples who trying to bring us down no matter what....What the fuzz is wrong with 'em? this life is already hard enough, we're down low leveled peoples are having a difficulties facing raise of prices and all that. The cost is more and more. Nothing is easy for us. Going back from works to a place called home, we're started to figure out all the budgets. It's pain when the car is running out of petrol and we need to send our baby to a babysitter, the foods in the kitchen are almost out, the freezer is running empty, the baby's foods are finish so quick you dont even blinks. Hard, hard, hard. While at works we're facing the works challenges that sometimes makes us having a headache and still we have to accept for no bonus and no increment.That's okay, but when we're trying to have some fun, we're still have to face the music, the hardcore sound. Actually what do you really want? Are you gonna be happy if I stop this blog, close it down, and I'm back on underground scene being a dumb just like before, just like we're always do. Because whenever we tried to showcase our talent there's always you to destroy us. Was it a wonderful feeling that you gain like that? So now I think it's better for you to stay away forom this blog if it will make you unhappy with it, but maybe for you it's better for me to close down this blog huh? It's better for you to destroy whatever things you dont like. Keep messing. Keep On Messing. Like this fuzz is gonna make the world's fall apart.This is not a porn blog, not even a crime blog or whatever dopes shit for God's sake! Until then... Holla 'cause I'm not a player, I just scratch a lots!

Some people can change so fast like in the blinking of eyes, at first he took the pic as a fun, he even laugh at it instead we laugh together with some other peoples around but suddenly when the scene got hot, he will voice out like he didnt know a thing and it's an anger.

Some people cant even be trusted, it was all the sweetest smile when we talk to them, they'll it was okay back then, they have nothing to interfere or heat it up cuz they dont see it as a big matter, but iin the end, their name pop up when the issue is burning.






Hi everybody, actually I hate to write, for me it's easier to put on pictures but this time I guess it's my time to write again. For all my friends outhere, I create this blog as an alternative entertainment, try to make every viewer smile when watching it but as this world has an forbidden rules since when I dont know that some people cant stand seeing the other's happy or smile. Maybe some of them just wanna stand up, to be the one to speak the voice, to be the hero, or maybe some people are born to stop us from being happy. Even some simple matter they will manupulate it to become an issue so they think people will see them stand up tall.
I'm not trying to become an enemy with other people especially my fellows here. Sometimes in this world I wonder why people still looking for other's people fault, waiting like a hungry lions for others to make an mistakes. While there's other more important big things happen around but they still eager on small matters.
Before I end this so called bullshit I hope this people in higher level please dont get high to much by looking down on us on the ground. At least we're sitting on the ground, we've seen nothing but truth and we have no lies to show. Once again I like to say that it's not my intention to become an enemy of any of you and it's not my purpose to create havoc here. That's what in my heart so this is the way I let this out. As we all know, these days, bloggers are the main target, one by one is picked by I.S.A. Actually we're bloggers are just like an media only we speak more truth. Just like what I do, I put some photo of vandalism on the blog despite of catching the one who did it, they put the charge on the blogger. We show you the truth and we got the blame.
What happen when someday you go home watching 8 o'clock news and it's broadcast nothing but the good news but when you get out of the house trying to buy some food on the pasar malam nearby then some snatch thief snatch your bag away.... That's mean you have to accept both good and bad in this life.
So please open your eyes and look around the earth when things are real. Stop pretend to just look things you only choose to. Some people in arts even can see things behind it, all we need is a focus and put away that so called "I-Like-To-Blame-Everybody-In-This-World" feeling. Let we live in peace and harmony, and we need more laughter please...
Dont judge a book by its cover. Our PM also sleepy on the job, this happen all around the world. If you dont believe it you can find it on youtube.com. Just a sleepy pose shouldnt make the world collapse, come on dawgs, take it easy, it's just for fun. Just like a pic with a phone, that's normal that lies behind the rules. Be realistic. Take a look around, what happen if you take all the things seriously... where's the fun? But if some of you outhere can accept to view it please accept my apologies. And now we have to agree on two options here : either you stop viewing this blog (or I will banned certain people to access) or we keep on living in the sadistic world again.

Ahad, 19 Oktober 2008

The Snoop Bloggy Dogg Presents

If you wanna see all goody two shoes good staff working is Azizie, as you see now he's working to smooth up the lift operation, well, he's not sleepy, he's not smoking, he's not lepak, take it your best worker around!!!!!
Have another one, the so hardworking man here, Mael, dedicate to his job on repairing that things, hope you're more happy seeing this kinda of photo! Bet you can sleep the nite peacefully now!
This is to make you guys jealous a bit, it's Kenny (ex-maintenance) posing with the ever-gorgeous ladies here.... have a nice day (and nite also)
Patrick & Marissa... what will happen next when Marissa is now back to Indonesia?

Hah makan... makan... makan jelah korang ni....
1,2,3 klik!!!!!!! Nah dah glamer ambil gambar masuk internet!!

Sabtu, 18 Oktober 2008

THA BLOCK IS HOTTER

Aku nak kongsi iklan ni dengan korang, biasa kita tak mahu rumah kita kena pecah dan sapa-sapa yang buat kes pecah rumah ni memang penjenayah tapi zaman moden ni penyamun pun boleh iklankan kerja diorang ke? Tak takut kena tangkap polis dah... so sapa-sapa yang rasa dia kaya sangat dan nak orang pecah rumah dia, silalah call this numbers!!!
Rumah Terbuka ofis tingkat 8, kitorang artist di undang gak, tapi kena tipu lak, kata jam 5pm, kita datang diorang kata 5:30pm pulak, malu kami macam lapaq sangat so kami blah de.....

Rabu, 15 Oktober 2008

Tha Blog Is Hot !


Sepupu-sepupu aku ni bila balik kampung mesti berkunjung rumah Tok Su pastu bedal rokok daun. Gulung beb jangan tak gulung!
Mak aku dan makcik aku berehat petang raya sambil makan buah salak yang Tok Su tanam tepi rumah.
Dua jejaka perasan hensem...
Askar rela bersila sambil membaca akhbar. Mizi & Mizi Junior.
Otai-otai gangster Dynasty, jangan cari pasal.
Para pendaki gunung Nuang bergambar dengan bongkak dan megahnya. Alamak beb belum Everest lagi....
Man dengan bangga dan riaknya menunjukan piala kemenangan kejohana futsal mengalahkan team Patapau yang bongkak.
Gaya gentleman dari boss Aseana bila bergandingan dengan awek sunti.

Team rumah merah dalam kenangan.
Satu pose yang seksi, kacak, tampan dan menawan dari Boss Aseana. Istimewa untuk para peminat & gadis-gadis di luar sana.
Satu pose istimewa untuk para peminat Ekin termasuk En. Razak dari maintenance.

Isnin, 13 Oktober 2008

Blog Industri Asas Tani : Lembu

Harap maaf, anda telah tersalah masuk blog!!!! Blog ini adalah blog Projek Penternakan Lembu(PPL) anjuran Syarikat Tenggelam Timbul Sdn. Bhd.
Lembu penting dalam kehidupan seharian bagi memberikan bekalan daging segar yang mencukupi.
Susu untuk bayi di jangka naik penghujung tahun ini jadi penternakan lembu secara komersial dapat meringankan beban tanggungan harian.
Marilah kita rakyat Malaysia membuat kempen satu keluarga seekor lembu. Membela lembu adalah lebih baik dari membela hamster atau ikan flowerhorn.
Yang ni bukan lembulah tapi gedabak gila!!!
Orang suruh bela lembu yang dia pergi bela babi pulak ni apahal, tak faham bahasa betul!
Masya-Allah
Aku terajang gak kang minah cute ni... tapi comel gak


PENULIS BLOG DALAM BURUAN


Segala kesulitan amat dikesali berikutan blog asal telah dibubarkan pada awal bulan lepas dan pautannya dipindahkan ke http://thehiphopcollection.blogspot.com/ kerana blogger asal telah di kenakan perintah untuk di tahan di bawah I.S.A (Internal Security Act). Dalam tempoh itu blogger tersebut telah menghilangkan diri, menerut sumber C.I.A beliau telah berada di tempat persembunyian bersama P.I. Bala di sebuah lokasi rahsia di sebuah negara jiran.


Penulis Blog ini sudah dibebaskan !!!!
Lawyer penulis Blog ini, Mr. Veddi Vellu.
Oleh yang demikian pengikut asal blog ini bolehlah mengunjungi blog alternatif seperti http://rinz619.blogspot.com/ selain http://www.hear-it-first.net/ Untuk pembaca baru blog ini di ucapkan selamat menternak lembu kerana hasilnya lumayan menjelang Hari Raya Aidiladha tidak lama lagi. Sekian Terima Kasih.